The We Gotta Believe Opening Day Gala Is Live And We Are Clearing All Of The Bad Juju Surrounding The Mets (Alternate Title: KFC Is Jumping Off The Bridge)

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Happy Opening Day to all! Or at least to whoever has a baseball team playing on this weird Half Measure Opening Day due to the lockout and shitty weather on the East Coast! 

One such team that is playing just so happens to be the greatest Opening Day team in Major League Baseball history also known as the New York Metropolitans Baseball Team. Tylor Megill is starting that game because Jacob deGrom's scapula is fucked and Max Scherzer's hammy is tweaked. Is that because the Mets are the most cursed team ever or because your boy KFC hasn't made good on his Pete Alonso bet? I don't know. 

But today we are taking care of all family business before the season kicks off. Kev will handle his "business", we will destroy the evil Luis Castillo bobblehead, and baptize ourselves into the Church of Cohentology. So check out the stream and get ready for whatever chaos the Mets unleash on our poor baseball souls with some cold, refreshing Coors Lights!